Jesu von Schwarzenegger

On the weekend I visited the nearby German city of Wuerzburg, a beautiful city with countless churces, a well preserved castle, and a lot of other historical sites. Much to my amusement, in one of the many churces we visited I discovered a statue of Jesus unlike any I have ever seen before. Normally Jesus is depiceted as a skinny, fragile character. Oh, not this Jesus. Introducing… super-Jesus. This Jesus has gone buff. He’s got the six-pack. He’s got biceps and calves that pop out like a TV model. This Jesus goes jogging on the beach and makes the women swoon. Check him out…

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